As the weather gets chilly, the folks at SNL did too. They opened up last Saturday night with a long monologue by the guy who does Obama. It was low key but devastating. SNL presented him as a sort of President but President Lite. Well, President Obama, didn't have a good week. Lula da Silva Samba'd right over him, Oprah, Mayor Daly, Rahm Emanuel plus the Spaniards and the Japanese. Rio was the pick for the 2016 Olympics. Rio has the biggest stadium in the world already and knows how to throw a party. Lula is real hero when he and Brazil beat the Nips, the Yankees and the Spaniards in one big show. Hurray for Brazil, as it is called in the National Anthem, Terra Amada (beloved land).
Right now Lula is the senior President in this hemisphere, not that the Chicago Crew at the White House has noticed. I bet he had a lot of bruja's working and it cost him plenty to buy enough chickens and rum to lay the bad kharma spells on the other counties.
The White House no doubted didn't even realize that after the video taping of the brutal murder of the sixteen year old high school kid by a mob at a Chicago High School, the Windy City had about as much chance of getting the Olympic site as Baghdad or Detroit. He should have seen that one coming. Amazing. Dumb, mean really dumb.
Hey, but what do I know.
Johnny Cabral
PS: It is not that I am not a patriotic American, it's just that I'm Portuguese on my Mom's side of the family and I have a DNA bias toward Brazil where their presidents have last names like da Silva, Mello, Cardoza and Vargas and they look like me.
