What kind of riots will happen if Obama gets beat:

At the thanksgiving dinner young jews will yell at their grandparents who will yell back. An elderly mensch will say, "And did you see it, what a tukas on his wife? It was on the Daily Show.”

They will weep at Whole Foods, in the waiting rooms of BMW repair shops, at the finest fair trade organic coffee bars and other hang outs of rootless yuppie scum.

True progressives will survive and go on to fight the good fight and visit their shrinks more often.

The blame will fall totally on red neck white trash voters and Sarah Palin.

Nobody in East LA will give a damn.

Bah'ney F'wank will yell wac'ism, it was wacism. Always wac'ism.

Nancy Pelosi will give her usual Margaret Dumont shrug and keep the liberal dinner party going with more organic Pinot Gregio.

Hillary will think but not say, "Well, you fools could have nominated me."

Bill Clinton will say, "Yeah, well, you know it's not that ah didn't see it comin' right at 'um, but them know it all Chicago thugs, they wouldn't
listen."

On MSNBC it will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Rachel Meadow will wear a perky red Cindy McCain dress and transform into a lip stick Lesbian. The O man will go back sports. Chris Matthews will tell us his legs were not tingling, really.

Larry King will say, "Oh yeah, McCain, the short one. He won, 'eh?"

Black kids will riot and beat up a few Latino and Asian kids since no white kids actually go to school with them.

Rev. Jesse and Rev. Al will say Obama was just too "white." Sure he could shoot hoops, but you never ever saw him in a do rag.

In the Senate, the Democratic leadership announces they will never confirm Joe the Plumber’s nomination as Secretary of Commerce. Then they will throw Joe Lieberman out of their caucus.

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