The Obama Breeze

1. Senator Obama’s new billboard campaign in top 40 metro markets:

I’m so over you
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You are so two faced
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You really suck
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You look fat
in those jeans
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My mother never liked you
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The voters never
liked you either
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You’re history
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Apologies to the writers and staff “I hate You Sarah Marshall”

2. In an attempt to capture the special and intoxicating Obama Breeze, the special and unique emotional fervor of the campaign, I give you a sample of a typical week on the campaign trail for the junior Senator from Illinois.

Senator Obama’s schedule this week:

Monday:
Albuquerque, NM: City Hall Plaza 10:30 am.
He will speak in Spanish & English at the same time.

Tuesday:
Memphis, TN: 1:30 pm, Riverfront Park.
He will feed chicken & biscuits to 5,000 attendees from a single bucket Popeye Family Special.

Wednesday:
New York, NY: 11:00 am.
He will walk across the Hudson from Manhattan to Jersey City.

Thursday:
Washington, Noon.
He will drive the lobbyists from the Capitol.

Friday:
Chicago, Grant Park Fountain, noon.
He will join John the Baptist, Jerry the Methodist and Tony the Catholic for special baptisms.

Saturday:
Evanston, Mt Sinai Temple, 10:00 am.
He will dazzle the congregation with his knowledge of Torah.

Sunday:
Chicago. He will rest and have an early dinner at Arnie Morton’s.